Mika holds and Kal punches this week as we pummel a blinding cinematic crap fest, Star Trek (2009)! Plus, lots of bad news, sad billionaires, hacked accounts, exploding phones…*literally* everyone has it worse than us, but it sure doesn’t feel that way. Come hear our pain!
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