Hold on to that Pultizer ’cause this show has all the journalistic integrity of Jayson Blair’s eHarmony profile. We run through every shaky casting rumor we can find for the upcoming slate of comic book and sci-fi films AND we break out the hatchets to take down an inexplicably awful movie. Say, I heard that Benedict Cumberbatch and King Kong are going to be in the remake of Thelma and Louise!